Ever since someone started a storm in the T cup by coining the phrase EQ and landing in best-seller territory, there have been a lot of me-too's or wannabes trying to come up with another smart acronym- and a bestseller. So, giving my imagination a long rope, here's my list of Q's.
AQ - Awesomeness Quotient, useful if you are a teenager with limited vocabulary.
BQ - Bitchiness Quotient. Cat-fights are among cats. Who says?
CQ - Creepiness Quotient. You can usually recognise the high-scorers in seconds.
DQ - Dumb-bell Quotient. Does not discriminate between genders. Or hair colour.
EQ is already taken. Millions made.
FQ - this is easy. Fun Quotient.
GQ - Gregariousness Quotient.
HQ - Hemming and Hawing Quotient, from Hamlet, who had a high score.
IQ- the original one.
JQ - Joviality Quotient.
KQ - Kissability Quotient, for the daters.
LQ - Loveability Quotient, for those who love other humans. Tinder, loving care.
MQ - Marriageability Quotient, similar to the one above. Also similar to Money Quotient.
NQ - Nonsense Quotient. Easy to find, particularly in celebrities.
OQ - Over-the-top Quotient. Lady Gaga? She gets my vote for the top of the tops.
PQ - Pliability Quotient. People high on this are usually called 'chamchas'.
QQ - Quotability Quotient. Oscar Wilde and Benjamin Disraeli were peak performers.
RQ - Rockstar Quotient. As we all know, people rock, even if they are not into rock 'n roll
SQ - Slipperiness Quotient, for all those slippery-as-eel characters.
TQ - Tantrum throwing Quotient. Particularly useful for children, girlfriends and dare I say it, wives.
UQ - Uniqueness Quotient. Difficult to establish, as there are seven billion of us all with two hands, an ear, and a nose. Personal branding might help.
VQ - Vanity Quotient, measured by the number of times you look in the mirror in an hour. Or at your Fb DP to check the number of likes.
WQ - Weirdness Quotient. No limits to how weird you can get.
XQ - The X factor, not a quotient. Unexplained, yet important.
YQ - Yaari Quotient. As in Yaari dosti, one which you have to 'nibhao' once in a while.
ZQ - Zinda-dili Quotient. Zest-for-life could be an equivalent Quotient.
AQ - Awesomeness Quotient, useful if you are a teenager with limited vocabulary.
BQ - Bitchiness Quotient. Cat-fights are among cats. Who says?
CQ - Creepiness Quotient. You can usually recognise the high-scorers in seconds.
DQ - Dumb-bell Quotient. Does not discriminate between genders. Or hair colour.
EQ is already taken. Millions made.
FQ - this is easy. Fun Quotient.
GQ - Gregariousness Quotient.
HQ - Hemming and Hawing Quotient, from Hamlet, who had a high score.
IQ- the original one.
JQ - Joviality Quotient.
KQ - Kissability Quotient, for the daters.
LQ - Loveability Quotient, for those who love other humans. Tinder, loving care.
MQ - Marriageability Quotient, similar to the one above. Also similar to Money Quotient.
NQ - Nonsense Quotient. Easy to find, particularly in celebrities.
OQ - Over-the-top Quotient. Lady Gaga? She gets my vote for the top of the tops.
PQ - Pliability Quotient. People high on this are usually called 'chamchas'.
QQ - Quotability Quotient. Oscar Wilde and Benjamin Disraeli were peak performers.
RQ - Rockstar Quotient. As we all know, people rock, even if they are not into rock 'n roll
SQ - Slipperiness Quotient, for all those slippery-as-eel characters.
TQ - Tantrum throwing Quotient. Particularly useful for children, girlfriends and dare I say it, wives.
UQ - Uniqueness Quotient. Difficult to establish, as there are seven billion of us all with two hands, an ear, and a nose. Personal branding might help.
VQ - Vanity Quotient, measured by the number of times you look in the mirror in an hour. Or at your Fb DP to check the number of likes.
WQ - Weirdness Quotient. No limits to how weird you can get.
XQ - The X factor, not a quotient. Unexplained, yet important.
YQ - Yaari Quotient. As in Yaari dosti, one which you have to 'nibhao' once in a while.
ZQ - Zinda-dili Quotient. Zest-for-life could be an equivalent Quotient.
4 comments:
WOW! You made them up? (24 of them)
This list is too good!
Yes, Sowmya. The benefits of eating Instant Noodles, I guess.
Weirdness quotient! Love that one.
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