Here is a nice sexist joke that I read somewhere. Somehow, the best jokes are either sexist, or with some (or a lot of) innuendo. Not entirely my fault. But anyway, here goes.
A car repair person from the garage calls the husband to inform him that their car is ready for pick-up. The husband tells him, "My wife has gone to the bathroom to "make herself beautiful". As soon as she is out of there, we'll come and get the car."
The guy from the garage says, "Will that be today?"
While on sexist jokes, this one is a quote from Oscar Wilde.
Men's faces are like an autobiography. Women's are like a work of fiction.
A car repair person from the garage calls the husband to inform him that their car is ready for pick-up. The husband tells him, "My wife has gone to the bathroom to "make herself beautiful". As soon as she is out of there, we'll come and get the car."
The guy from the garage says, "Will that be today?"
While on sexist jokes, this one is a quote from Oscar Wilde.
Men's faces are like an autobiography. Women's are like a work of fiction.
