After hearing about the great success of the Khan Academy, I thought of this brilliant thing - The Con Academy.
It will be the ultimate con job.
It will promise to get you into an IIT, or IIM, or on the Moon if you prefer. Why, even the Sun, for that matter.
The only exception- it won't find you a match.. we don't want to eat into the business of Dating Apps, as a policy.
All you have to do to achieve your dream is to deposit some money into a numbered account in Switzerland. Once the deposit is confirmed, you will receive detailed instruction on what you have to do to get there.
We will have tie-ups with NASA, Elon Musk for space Odesseys. And tie ups with Maths teachers and ex-IIM faculty (like the Founders) for cracking the JEE/CAT. But they will only offer Q and A on Zoom, after you have studied for 72 hours a week, for 72 weeks.. by the, we hope the Swiss bank account will swell like the Ganges or Bramhaputra in spate, and we will be at some corner of the globe that's difficult to reach.. and gyarah mulkon ki police will not be able to trace us.. nor will the Jamtara scammers.
How's that for a business idea?
