Not sure if anybody takes the former Colonial Boss seriously anymore. But here's a small further attempt at not taking them seriously- Brexit jokes, in other words. Or more accurately, jokes that are inspired by the word Brexit.
What are these?
Cakexit..no, it's leaving a room which has an excess of cake. That day is not far, we are at December 23rd, right now.
Teaxit..taking down the truly English drink. Refusing a tete-a-tete over tea, in other words.
Coffexit- similar to the above, additionally proving that a lot does not happen over coffee, putting that advertising line in the CAN.
White Housexit- Throwing tantrums that force new inhabitants to evict you from the White House.
Sexit- Taking anything inherently dull, and performing some plastic surgery to enhance parts of it.
Textit- this is not a joke, it's asking someone to send you a text. As in SMS or Messenger.
Bullshit..it's nothing to do with the U.K, -it's found all over the world..universal xxx.
