As an antidote to meaningful and mindful everything, I propose meaningless cinema, with mindless stories, characters, situations, songs, and so on. You get the 'picture' I guess..
The conditions-
There must be no plot, story, that is discernible..the audience must be kept in the dark- this dark is different from the lighting in the auditorium that screens the meaningless film.
The characters must behave strangely- like some zombie moving from one scene to another..Deepak Parasher once had the look required..looked as if he was modelling, when he was supposed to be acting.
Songs if any must have lyrics that make no sense, and music that is out of tune, preferably a worse remix of a bad remix..
Singers must sound like the combo of that Dhinchak lady plus Himesh Reshamiya..or Taher Shah.
You may argue that we are already there, with Race 3 and its ilk, but films in that class would be a very small minority..methinks we ought to do more!
The conditions-
There must be no plot, story, that is discernible..the audience must be kept in the dark- this dark is different from the lighting in the auditorium that screens the meaningless film.
The characters must behave strangely- like some zombie moving from one scene to another..Deepak Parasher once had the look required..looked as if he was modelling, when he was supposed to be acting.
Songs if any must have lyrics that make no sense, and music that is out of tune, preferably a worse remix of a bad remix..
Singers must sound like the combo of that Dhinchak lady plus Himesh Reshamiya..or Taher Shah.
You may argue that we are already there, with Race 3 and its ilk, but films in that class would be a very small minority..methinks we ought to do more!
