Like the tribes which are now extinct, corporates have their own lingo that seeks to impress. Does it? Let's figure out with the help of a few designations and their full forms/meaning.
CEO- Chief Entertainment Officer. Most would qualify, eminently.
CFO - Chief Frauds Officer. Remember Enron?
CTO - Chief Tinkerer with Office computers
CMO- Chief Mourning Officer (for bad sales, which is most of the time)
Exec Ass to the CEO- the second word says it all!
Vice President- Second guy in a two-man company
President- One who oversees the shutdown of a company or a government. Yes, he can!
Impressed?
CEO- Chief Entertainment Officer. Most would qualify, eminently.
CFO - Chief Frauds Officer. Remember Enron?
CTO - Chief Tinkerer with Office computers
CMO- Chief Mourning Officer (for bad sales, which is most of the time)
Exec Ass to the CEO- the second word says it all!
Vice President- Second guy in a two-man company
President- One who oversees the shutdown of a company or a government. Yes, he can!
Impressed?
