Awards to Best Rulers

 A junta ruling over the janata..award goes to Myanmar (formerly Burma)

Most meaningless wars award- shared by Putin/ many American Presidents/Generals.

Hit-wicket and Sixer which threw him out of power, Imran Khan.

Apne pairon pe kulhadi award- former Sri Lankan rulers for all the chaos.

Best hair-style award- Boris Johnson, closely followed by Trump.

Clap for.. the Tali-ban too.

What World Leaders Might be Telling Trump

Trump brings out an opinion about him in every one. But if you were a world leader at this time, what would you say to him? Let's guess-

Angela. Why are you going where Angels fear to tread?

Modi. Can you modify that last bunch of orders you signed, please?

Putin. What exactly are your policies? Can we discuss them over a vodka?

May. Your exits from all the pacts are threatening to overshadow Brexit.

Mexican Prez. You are driving me up the wall.

Canadian PM. Trudeau or not Trudeau is not your dilemma, it appears.

France- Can you return the Statue of Liberty, please?