If AI Could... a Fantasy

 If AI could hire people, train them, and do all the paperwork, we wouldn't need H.R.

If AI could manage creatives, media, and brand strategy, we wouldn't need Brand Managers.

If AI could handle distribution and other operations, we would not need other Sales Managers.

If AI could manufacture for us, we wouldn't need Production managers/workers.

If AI could do accounting and budgets, we wouldn't need Finance Managers

If AI could invest for people or organisations, we wouldn't need investment advisers.

And if AI could play Golf, we wouldn't need CEOs.

Taking Credit- Movers and Takers

 One major skill in being successful at your profession is to take credit where it's not due. You may argue that that is unprofessional, but I would argue that it works.

Look around you. How many politicians have claimed to have almost eradicated poverty, sickness, and bad governance? And will continue to do so, with wonderful results at the polls.

How many CEOs past and present, claim that their company is on its way to being no. 1 in market share, profitability, and return to shareholders, and then watch it go up in smoke?

The King of Good Times can also fall on bad times, but while he was here, there was an aura of invincibility around him. He was actually quite successful in launching the airline with the best customer service.. and an IPL team which eventually won a tournament!

Take credit whenever you can.. for launches, inventions, territory conquered, the Christmas Cake,..anything at all. Even if you are not in politics.. this can do wonders for your career, much more than hard work ever will.. because some other guy will take credit for that.

Earth-shaking News

We all are governed by what happens around us, so we badly need to know-

How many shirts Salman Khan owns. And if he does own some, why is there a perpetual shortage?

Did Sonam Kapoor sneeze before her first shot for her new film?

How many hours Modi sleeps in a day.

What Jackie Chan plans to write in his Will.

How much Bill Gates earns.

How Anushka will react to RCB losing out.

What was the raise that all the CEOs of India's biggest companies got.

What the latest report says about the impact of wine consumption on our heart.

Whether Kangana sent emails on behalf of Hrithik or did he, on hers? Or was it that Wikileaks guy playing a prank on both?

Our next meal depends on it. For the tadka.