Why there are positives to growing old.
1. You can legitimately claim you didn't hear what someone said.
2. You can also claim you cannot see very well, and without your glasses, not at all.
These two alone give you major ways to avoid hearing/ seeing stuff that you didn't want to.
3. You can call anyone Young man or Young woman, with an air of superiority.
What will happen when somebody finds out you CAN hear very well?
Well, no idea, nobody's found out in my case yet.
I am sure you are fed up with the mask business-wearing them all the time you are out, unless you happen to be in Biden-land.
But there are several plus points ( I am not calling them positives, for obvious reasons)-
1. You don't have to see faces that you don't like.
2. You can't understand what anyone is saying. earlier, this was limited to your teachers, but now almost everyone is included. (If indoor masking was made compulsory, husbands would be at peace, and kids too, from their wives' and mothers' orders respectively.)
3. You can ignore what bosses told you at work, claiming you mis-heard them.
4. Emails may become the way forward, due to masked Zoom meetings of your Teams.
5. Last but not the least, You give terrorists a complex, by taking away their U.S.P.
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