Why there are positives to growing old.
1. You can legitimately claim you didn't hear what someone said.
2. You can also claim you cannot see very well, and without your glasses, not at all.
These two alone give you major ways to avoid hearing/ seeing stuff that you didn't want to.
3. You can call anyone Young man or Young woman, with an air of superiority.
What will happen when somebody finds out you CAN hear very well?
Well, no idea, nobody's found out in my case yet.
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