Part 1, because like Batman and Star Wars, I hope to have lots of episodes of this evergreen series. After all, everyone agrees that learning never stops. So how can guides? Wherever you have learning, can guides be far behind?
The first few guides-
1. How to give expert opinions on TV talk shows. You must not make sense, and shout louder than others-that's the key. Bonus chapter on Dealing with Arnab Goswami!
2. How to look sexy in a Food show- pouting, smiling and other chapters. Can also double as a guide to winning beauty contests. Add on a how to wear a swimsuit guide, that's all.
3. How to clear interviews for any job - learn twenty important words and use them randomly
4. How to write a winning blog. If I knew that, I wouldn't be writing this post.
5. How to become a star. Be born in a star family. Read the guide for other tips, like switching babies in a maternity ward. 95% guarantee of success. 5% errors may be due to typos. Please excuse.
The first few guides-
1. How to give expert opinions on TV talk shows. You must not make sense, and shout louder than others-that's the key. Bonus chapter on Dealing with Arnab Goswami!
2. How to look sexy in a Food show- pouting, smiling and other chapters. Can also double as a guide to winning beauty contests. Add on a how to wear a swimsuit guide, that's all.
3. How to clear interviews for any job - learn twenty important words and use them randomly
4. How to write a winning blog. If I knew that, I wouldn't be writing this post.
5. How to become a star. Be born in a star family. Read the guide for other tips, like switching babies in a maternity ward. 95% guarantee of success. 5% errors may be due to typos. Please excuse.
