If Movies were Made on Topical Issues

 If they were made on current happenings, their titles might be-

1. Khul ja Hormuz

2. Mamata ki Kshamata

3. Hormuz- Kabhi khushi de kabhi gham

4. LPG- a Neverland

5. Hormuz ki dum Tedhi ki Tedhi

6. Iran Yuddh ka Kahufnaak Sach

7. Israel ki Giraft mein Trump

8. Vijay hi asli cheez hai

9. Keralam aur Raga- ek Prem Kahani

Strait Talk About Hormuz

 Not many cooks knew where and what the Strait of Hormuz was, before March 2026. Now, thanks to Trump bhau, we all do.. not sure how it will impact the Assembly elections in Keralam, TN, West Bengal states in India. We shall find out on May 4th

Not sure if Putin closed any straits around the globe anytime. So Trump out-trumped him in this sphere- or crooked (not straight) line on the globe. 

How the world comes out of this imbroglio and when, we don't know yet. But if the objective was to divert attention from unpleasant domestic scandals and poor ratings, this is not to be straitjacketed as an ordinary strategy. It is a masterstroke in international diplomacy, after Venezuelan strike, forgotten in a week, because half the world does not know where Venezuela is, but more importantly, their kitchen fires were not affected. So we still don't know where it is..