This is bigger than an earthquake, and its after-shocks will be felt for decades, and not just in Kerala. I am talking of prohibition in Kerala, just announced by the state. This is a look (you know where the tongue is) at those mammoth consequences.
1. The Kerala State Beverages Corporation, the biggest money-making (or the only?) enterprise, will go ka-boom, as they eloquently say in comics.
2. The entertainment that common citizens have, of standing in long lines to buy liquor from the KSBC counters will be taken away. This is actually more fun than what happens after consuming the liquor- nothing.
3. Bootleggers will have a new territory to expand their business. How long can you survive on just one (state, not peg)? (sorry, Lays campaigners)
4. Dubai duty-free will go out of business, and that will have global repercussions.
5. Foreign (and domestic) tourists will abandon God's Own Country and go to Hell, or Satanic places where they have the freedom to drink.
6. Border areas will have a booming liquid economy. Wine tourism will grow in Tamilnadu and Karnataka.
7. Demand for toddy will go sky-high, higher than the Burz Al-Arab/ Burz Khalifa.
1. The Kerala State Beverages Corporation, the biggest money-making (or the only?) enterprise, will go ka-boom, as they eloquently say in comics.
2. The entertainment that common citizens have, of standing in long lines to buy liquor from the KSBC counters will be taken away. This is actually more fun than what happens after consuming the liquor- nothing.
3. Bootleggers will have a new territory to expand their business. How long can you survive on just one (state, not peg)? (sorry, Lays campaigners)
4. Dubai duty-free will go out of business, and that will have global repercussions.
5. Foreign (and domestic) tourists will abandon God's Own Country and go to Hell, or Satanic places where they have the freedom to drink.
6. Border areas will have a booming liquid economy. Wine tourism will grow in Tamilnadu and Karnataka.
7. Demand for toddy will go sky-high, higher than the Burz Al-Arab/ Burz Khalifa.
2 comments:
Had not heard this. Interestingly I read that ex-Modi raaj (Gujarat) also did the buzz kill some time back. I thought the Keralites were better educated..than the other bumpkins in the country?
Keralites might be, but the politicians in Kerala might not be!
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