Using Products Innovatively

That is, not according to directions- I am crediting Donald Trump for making my defunct brain function again, for this one! Thanks, bhai. My top 5-

1. Spray detergent in the air as you walk- poof, you get clean air.
2. Wear a suit made of magnets..your attraction levels triple!
3. Use a fly-swotter for all unseen viruses, and carry it wherever you go.
4. Use a garden hose to clean your furniture.
5. Use the big garden scissors to perform surgery (even plastic surgery)- no disinfectant please, that is strictly for injections!

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