A blue-blooded American was trying to make a Hyderabadi understand the Gun Laws of his great nation- and not succeeding. We will try and follow the conversation, for a bit.
Hyderabadi- Kya pareshaani hai bhai, yeh bandookaan..
American- You see, we have the right to defend ourselves.
Hyderabadi- Kya bolre miyaan, humareku nahi hai kya? Ek ungli uthaake dekho tum, kya haal hota malum padinga..
American- No, no, I mean we can carry a gun to defend ourselves.
Hyderabadi- Aisa? Phukat mein milta kya ye bandook aap logon ku?
American (proudly)- Of course not, man. We buy them at the nearest supermarket..
Hyderabadi- Paise deke apne aapku barbaad karre bolo na phir..
American- You call that barbaadi? What if a thief enters your house and opens fire when you catch him? Don't you want a gun to shoot him?
Hyderabadi- Kya baataan karre bhai, usku chappal phenkke martun na main.. dekhe mera chappal? Bandook apne pairon mein maar liye to, chupke to bi lene ke dene pad jaate na..
American- Oh my God! You are impossible. (Exits)
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