There seems to be major unemployment threatening lots of people in India. Some of these unemployed (even ex- BIG BOSSES) and underemployed guys land up fixing matches. If ever the following find themselves in such a situation, here is what they could do.
Kapoors can start a school for putting on weight. With pics of all the male members of their clan, you don't need a hard-sell.
Khans can start their own version of the Cannes film festival. Pronunciation is almost the same, anyways. This can be held at the Kandivali fair grounds, to match with the name of the fest.
Madhuri can start a primary school to teach arithmetic, as in "Ek do teen.."
All bit role actresses of yesteryear can have an eatery called Bits and Pieces, which will serve variety of chats, or a cybercafe that is titled Bits and Bytes.
Nana Patekar could start a school for wannabe actors who will learn how to deliver fiery dialogue in a ghati style.
All other game-players can start a welfare league for themselves right now, as their earnings probably will not be able to support them even at the peak of their careers.
Finally, the commentators of cricket can set up the next edition of comedy circus, as they fit the requirements to a 'T'.
How about it?
Kapoors can start a school for putting on weight. With pics of all the male members of their clan, you don't need a hard-sell.
Khans can start their own version of the Cannes film festival. Pronunciation is almost the same, anyways. This can be held at the Kandivali fair grounds, to match with the name of the fest.
Madhuri can start a primary school to teach arithmetic, as in "Ek do teen.."
All bit role actresses of yesteryear can have an eatery called Bits and Pieces, which will serve variety of chats, or a cybercafe that is titled Bits and Bytes.
Nana Patekar could start a school for wannabe actors who will learn how to deliver fiery dialogue in a ghati style.
All other game-players can start a welfare league for themselves right now, as their earnings probably will not be able to support them even at the peak of their careers.
Finally, the commentators of cricket can set up the next edition of comedy circus, as they fit the requirements to a 'T'.
How about it?
4 comments:
fantastic.
Bachchans can start a "big b-school' for those who like teaching.
Smita, thanks.
Anil, would that be competition for us?
No at all...
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