I was thinking. About grave problems that the media tell us we are facing these days. And then, I thought about them for about 30 minutes. And bingo, came up with solutions for all of them. Here they are-
How to Stop Chinese Incursions
-Threaten to exchange our currency for theirs. We get a strong currency, and get rid of the Chinese, at one stroke.
Problem of Import of Oil Leading to Current Account Deficit (CAD)-whatever that is.
-Make Nano the only passenger car that can be sold in India. This solves all the above, in addition to solving the parking issue, and congestion on our roads.
-Another one for the CAD. Ban gold possession by individuals, citing ancient and modern philosophers. We are the land of Buddha, who taught renunciation. The women ,may not vote for you, but that is a calculated risk, because the men might!
If you ban gold, it will automatically boost the bank deposits and stock market investments by Indians, and we don't need FIIs (whatever they are) to do that. Masterstroke, or what!
How to Stop Chinese Incursions
-Threaten to exchange our currency for theirs. We get a strong currency, and get rid of the Chinese, at one stroke.
Problem of Import of Oil Leading to Current Account Deficit (CAD)-whatever that is.
-Make Nano the only passenger car that can be sold in India. This solves all the above, in addition to solving the parking issue, and congestion on our roads.
-Another one for the CAD. Ban gold possession by individuals, citing ancient and modern philosophers. We are the land of Buddha, who taught renunciation. The women ,may not vote for you, but that is a calculated risk, because the men might!
If you ban gold, it will automatically boost the bank deposits and stock market investments by Indians, and we don't need FIIs (whatever they are) to do that. Masterstroke, or what!
2 comments:
After reading your blog, I got reminded of an old scene from a movie where the protagonist said, 'it is so simple to be happy but so difficult to be simple'
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