More Wit

Borrowed, of course. These are some more quotes/jokes that lighten up the atmosphere.

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.- Louis Nizer

One of the greatest labour-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.- Vincent T. Foss

Editors are in the same position as a plumber laying pipe. They are not responsible for what goes through the pipe. David Sarnoff

She a pretty little head; for a head, it's pretty little- Book of Insults

He shot his wife while buying a house, because the contract read: "Execute all three copies along with your wife."- Unknown

A lifeguard told him, "I've just resuscitated your daughter."
He roared, "Then, by God, you'll marry her."- Anonymous

and this, my favourite-

A word of advice- don't give it. - A.J. Vikas

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