Witty Quotes

When I am feeling witless, half-witted or dimwitted- happens more frequently than I wish- I dip into the storehouse of these timeless quotes. A sample for you all to enjoy!

Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you are old, people won't think you're going gaga.- David Ogilvy

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from gruntled.- P.G. Wodehouse

I was humble for a fortnight, but nobody noticed.- Katharine Whitehorn

I have never understood why anybody agreed to go on being rustic after about 1400.- Kingsley Amis

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the pleasure is in having lots to do and not doing it.- Mary Little

I don't answer the telephone because I have this nasty feeling there is going to be somebody on the other end.- Fred Couples

To be continued.........

4 comments:

Diamond Head said...

What is good for the goose is good for the gander...what's a gander anyway? - George Castanza

Rajendra said...

No idea..i had assumed it was the male version of the bird..

Diamond Head said...

It is actually - although not sure how you take one - as in 'take a gander'!

Rajendra said...

hmm..worth pondering over..

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