Jokes

Jokes forwarded by a friend.

Ek aadmi RAM Mandir gaya aur rone laga

he RAM  meri biwi kho gayi.

RAMJI bole: Baju wale HANUMAN Mandir me jake bol meri bhi usi ne dhundi thi.  

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Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur  1 Pani ki Balti rakhi, 

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.

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Gandhiji ne kaha :-

Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo...

khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho,

Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo...

Magar wife kis ki?

Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!!

Naughty Bapu!!!

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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 

Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"

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Gadha-

Mera malik bahut marta hai!

Kutta-

Toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ???

Gadha-

Uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nahi karti, toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shaadi gadhe se kara dunga" ................. bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!!