Anopheles, my female mosquito pal visited me yesterday after a long time. She was curious about the elections of 2014. We got talking.
" Can you tell me what is the significance of these elections?" she asked me.
"Well, we have these big two political parties, and then 250 other parties, and we all have a party at the cost of the parties, but they make money by swindling us for five years, so it's actually a party thrown at our cost, to put it simply," I tried explaining.
"And who are contesting, if I may ask?" Anopheles wanted to know.
"Well, there's a religious greeting, and there's a musical composition."
"What do you mean?" She didn't quite get it.
"I mean, the major candidates are Namo and Raga. That's what these names signify."
"Oh, that way. I have tried stinging them, but the Z level security they have was impenetrable."
"Well, they have promised F or FOOD security for all the rest, if not Z," I said.
"And what are the election issues?" Anopheles innocently carried on.
I said, "The same as they were in any earlier one. Poverty, bad infrastructure, good governance..."
She was surprised. " You mean after 1947, not much has changed? "
I said, " We have, we used to expect the moon. Now we are grateful for a piece of earth. And some cooking gas cylinders."
On that note, she promised to fly in again and said goodbye, as she still had to find her dinner in a STING operation.
" Can you tell me what is the significance of these elections?" she asked me.
"Well, we have these big two political parties, and then 250 other parties, and we all have a party at the cost of the parties, but they make money by swindling us for five years, so it's actually a party thrown at our cost, to put it simply," I tried explaining.
"And who are contesting, if I may ask?" Anopheles wanted to know.
"Well, there's a religious greeting, and there's a musical composition."
"What do you mean?" She didn't quite get it.
"I mean, the major candidates are Namo and Raga. That's what these names signify."
"Oh, that way. I have tried stinging them, but the Z level security they have was impenetrable."
"Well, they have promised F or FOOD security for all the rest, if not Z," I said.
"And what are the election issues?" Anopheles innocently carried on.
I said, "The same as they were in any earlier one. Poverty, bad infrastructure, good governance..."
She was surprised. " You mean after 1947, not much has changed? "
I said, " We have, we used to expect the moon. Now we are grateful for a piece of earth. And some cooking gas cylinders."
On that note, she promised to fly in again and said goodbye, as she still had to find her dinner in a STING operation.
5 comments:
Enjoyed it a lot!
how does Ano Pheel about Anna?
DH, Reverence for him, I am sure, coz he's kept out of the circus that followed his bold charge.
Thanks, Smita.
Why didn't you update her on AAP?
Because it's about the National elections, and 'AAP ka kya hoga' is not too clear. Maybe next time!
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