If I were the Delhi Chief Minister, I would do the following (since there's no chance in hell of this happening, I am free to make promises I can''t keep)-
Move all VIPs to Hissar, Haryana where they can't bother the average Dilliwala/wali. Obama can visit them in Hissar on his next trip.
Move all malls to Connaught Place. So you don't have to go too far. All movie halls will also be in CP, or most, if you do that.
Build one IIC in every locality in Delhi, and make membership available at a modest fee.
Build a couple of badminton and tennis courts in each locality, and move all the gyms to Gurgaon.
Ban cars and make the metro move everywhere, with e-ricks to ferry people to and from the metro stations. Also solves the lal batti problem plaguing VIP cars.
Make 4 more Golf courses in Delhi by moving out some old factories.
Give free crash courses in politeness to the macho guys.
Ban winters.
Move NOIDA to Agra and Ghaziabad to Lucknow. Half the traffic will vanish.
Move all VIPs to Hissar, Haryana where they can't bother the average Dilliwala/wali. Obama can visit them in Hissar on his next trip.
Move all malls to Connaught Place. So you don't have to go too far. All movie halls will also be in CP, or most, if you do that.
Build one IIC in every locality in Delhi, and make membership available at a modest fee.
Build a couple of badminton and tennis courts in each locality, and move all the gyms to Gurgaon.
Ban cars and make the metro move everywhere, with e-ricks to ferry people to and from the metro stations. Also solves the lal batti problem plaguing VIP cars.
Make 4 more Golf courses in Delhi by moving out some old factories.
Give free crash courses in politeness to the macho guys.
Ban winters.
Move NOIDA to Agra and Ghaziabad to Lucknow. Half the traffic will vanish.
6 comments:
I would vote for you. But you'd have to deliver! ;)
Kohre ke piche kya hai
Thanks, Meghna, I am coming soon to size up the situation and decide when to contest, now that I am assured of your vote.
DH, kohre ke peechey aur ghana kohra hai!
"If I were the Delhi Chief Minister, I would do the following (since there's no chance in hell of this happening, I am free to make promises I can''t keep"
There's a guy in Delhi regretting that statement right now. Koff, koff! :D
Benadryl cannot cure his ills :)
Rightly said sir.Ban the cars so that I can take my mini car.Though I dint get the logic of shifting all the gym to ggn
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