Munnabhai, MBA

Story: Munnabhai, after his usual stunts, gets admission into IIMB, circa 1982. During his stay, his friend and confidante Gurumurthy is always by his side. Munna and Guru are sitting at Uncle’s, the campus adda, sipping chai and feasting on bondas. Read on (in Hindi)....

Munnabhai: Apun ka to jaan nikal gaya baap.

Gurmurthy:  Kyon, kya hua, Munnabhai?

Munna: Are who saala JD kya tagda sawaal poocha apne quiz me. Kuch samajh mein nahin aa raha tha kya likhneka. Differentiate between handling the product and fondling the product? Hudh ho gayi yaar!

Guru: Phir... tumne kya likha?

Munna: Are main kya khaak likhta? Woh sala Jockey apne paas baitha thaa na, uska answer ‘toap’ diya saala.

Guru: Lekin usko to zero mila tha pichle quiz me…VK se ‘topne’ ka thaa na? Kamse kam pass to ho jaate?

Munna: Are chhod yaar, apne ko Harvard thode hi jaana hai, bus ek chhote se multinational company mein Supply Chain Management ka dhanda kar lenge yaar.

Guru: Kya matlab?

Munna: Wohi purana dhanda- ghaas bechne ka – uskoich yeh log naya naam diya…Supply Chain Management. Guru…aur ek baat bol na?

Guru: Kya Munnabhai?

Munna: Yeh Jaggu hai na, apun ko Underworld se aaya lagta hai.

Guru: Kyon Bhai?

Munna: Are uske Effective Communication course mein saala raat ke baarah baje aur subah saat baje ka Deadline hota hai assignment submit karne ke vaaste. Tu kabhi Underworld ko chhod ke suna kya aisa baat kabhi?

Guru: Haan, sahi baat hai bhai…

Munna: Guru , ek baat bataa …tu Diwali Night mein paida hua thaa kya re?

Guru: Kyon?

Munna: Are kya naaam hai woh…SK ROY apne class mein kuch anaab shanaab bol raha tha Diwali night ke baare mein…bilkul filum ka story lag raha thaa. Aur woh Valecha aisa kaala chashma lagaata hai…Daku lagta hai saala.. maar daalega apun ko.

Guru: Are nahin, Munnabhai, who to bahut sweet kism ka professor hai. Sabko A Grade deta hai…..

Munna: Guru, ek baat bata..yahan ka Student log yahan ka Teacher log se bhi zyaada kyon baat karta hai re?

Guru: Isko case method bolte hain Bhai…yeh musibat Harvard se Ahmedabad aur wahan se yahan tak aa pahunchi hai.

Munna: Achha, aisa bolta kya? Lekin woh Adavi phir bhi bahut bolta hai…sawaal bahut poochta hai saala. Magar ek cheez idhar bahut achha laga apun ko…

Guru: Woh kya, Munna?

Munna: Yahan ka chhokri log….bahut ghul mil ke rehta hai chhokron ke saath. Bindhaast hai saala..raat bhar apna kamra chhod ke G Block mein ghoomta rahta hai..

Guru: Assignments karte honge na bhai…

Munna: Haan yaar, apun ka bhi chakkar chal raha hai ek chhokri ke saath..woh apna sab notes apun ko deke gayi kya...

Guru: Kaun hai woh, munna?

Munna: Kisiko bolega to nahin..uski aankhon mein nasha hai...

Guru: Nahin bolega……..kaun hai woh?

Munna: Yaar, naam to pataa nahin...magar kya mast cheekhti hai yaar..ekdum fit rahegi Underworld ko control mein rakhne ke vaaste...

THE END