Earth-shaking Queries

I have a few grave questions that need answering-

1. Are Mentos the favoured brand that mentors chew on?

2. Which are the pens favoured by writers in a 'pen'sive mood?

3. If an emerging economy performs 'sub'-par, does it become a sub-merging economy?

4. Can a Gupt-a keep a secret better than a Khulla-r?

5. Who invented the spelling of Albuquerque (a town in New Mexico, USA), and why?

6. What is the second-commonest name after Smith?

7. How do you convert a Pande into a Deshpande?

You are welcome to answer some or all of these. Or raise a few of your own, that you were afraid to ask.

4 comments:

madhav kumar said...

Sir,i think a Pandey can be converted into Deshpandey by choosing his career in the field of politics.Looking answers for these question certainly gonna lighten one's mind with fun.

Diamond Head said...

1. you are correct - esp after they get skittish with a bag of Skittles

2. Mind Blank (cousin of Mont Blanc) - as its expected they blank out in that mood

3. depends on the 'CON'

4. stateside we have designated Victoria to keep Secrets so not sure how Guptas fare

5. although Quirky and spelt with too many Qs the answer lies in the fact that its a derivative of CORK (Which is found in Portugal and Spain)

6. Smiths are passe - the most common name must be Patel or Gupta for that matter..

7. by adding a 'Desh' of letters

Rajendra said...

Madhav, I think DH's answers have done that.

DH, thanks for the hilarious answers-better than the questions. You win a trip for two and a half to the nearest spsce station! Watch your mail!

Madhur said...

Adding few more..

1. Why doesn't misunderstanding mean a lady standing downstairs?

2. Why the opposite of 'con'gress is not 'pro'gress?


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