Fixing It


Here are a few dictionary definitions to get us started (from the web).

Definition of FIX

transitive verb
1
a : to make firm, stable, or stationary
b : to give a permanent or final form to: as 
(1) : to change into a stable compound or available form fix
nitrogen> (2) : to kill, harden, and preserve for microscopic study (3) : to make the image of (a photographic film) permanent by removing unused salts
c : affixattach
2
a : to hold or direct steadily <fixes his eyes on the horizon>
b : to capture the attention of <fixed her with a stare>
3
a : to set or place definitely : establish
b : to make an accurate determination of : discover <fixingour location on the chart>
c : assign <fix the blame>
4
: to set in order : adjust
5
: to get ready : prepare <fix lunch>
6
a : repairmend <fix the clock>
b : restorecure fix
ed him up>

The recent meanings, however, if you have got a fix on them, have much to do with shady dealings. Whether it is the Hansie-Cronje-led fixing of matches in the 'gentlemen's game' a decade ago, or similar things happening now, the word 'fix' has become known for its underhand meaning. 
Maybe we could instead define things that are fixed/fixable/that have been fixed/that have potential to be fixed, like
LIBOR- that which gets 'fixed' by Barclays, UBS, and RBS.
Real-estate based Derivatives- those are fixed by Wall Street traders, the best of the best.
Olympic Associations- these remain unfixed because you need to know how they work in order to fix them.
For a fix in high places, you can say words like "Insider Trading", or "IMF Chief", or "Prime Minister of a country north of the Mediterranean". Ahem!


2 comments:

Diamond Head said...

If Goscinny and Uderzo were around they would send GETAFIX to solve all these problems

Rajendra said...

Ah, yes, the Druid...one of the most endearing characters ever...he could fix anything!

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