Indians generally use 100 words where two would suffice. If England was a nation of shop-keepers, we are one of speech-makers. But in order to save the listeners, and trees when this verbal barrage appears in print, I have come up with a brilliant solution. The two-line essay/speech. R.I.P, TV debates, Arnab etc..
Examples
1. Should India adopt the Western model of blah, blah,..(put here any suitable word for a good thing they do)?
Yes.
2. Should we let China go on taking evening constitutionals in Ladakh?
No.
3. Should there be Food Security?
Yes.
4. A Bill for Food Security?
As long as someone is ready to pay (the bill).
5. Should we allow pizza places/dance bars/Wal-Mart/Pubs/Poonam Pandey/?
Depends
6. Should we have a spitting Tax?
YES.
Examples
1. Should India adopt the Western model of blah, blah,..(put here any suitable word for a good thing they do)?
Yes.
2. Should we let China go on taking evening constitutionals in Ladakh?
No.
3. Should there be Food Security?
Yes.
4. A Bill for Food Security?
As long as someone is ready to pay (the bill).
5. Should we allow pizza places/dance bars/Wal-Mart/Pubs/Poonam Pandey/?
Depends
6. Should we have a spitting Tax?
YES.
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