Some good definitions from the book-
Judge- A chap who gets his sentences right by trial and error.
Mall- female Utopia.
Nepotism- the theory of relativity employed in an organisation.
Taxidermy- The art of stuffing humans into a cab.
Dart- A pointed missile usually directed at one's boss' photograph.
Faculty- what you lose control over when you agree to be a Dean.
Gastronomy- the study of flatulence in outer space.
Genie- a spirit coming alive when you hit the bottle.
Policy- when you are dying to make some money from insurance.
Tomb- a monument to die for.
