1. If it rains, you will not have an umbrella.
2. If you have one, it will turn sunny in a jiffy.
3. If there is a puddle you are trying to avoid, a passing car will make a splash-on you!
4. If you are riding a two-wheeler, you will not find anything you can take cover under, until you get wet.
5. If you want to dance in the rain, you will hit a pothole and swim/wade in it.
Well, at least we don't have crocs coming up from rainwater, as some city has reported recently.
