This is from a citizens' charter, and to be taken with a bit of salt.
1. I am the sole user of this road/the road belongs to me. To hell with everybody else.
2. I must always act as if the sky will fall, if I don't cut across at least 3 vehicles every minute or two.
3. Kuchh toofani karte hain. (inspired by an ad for a cold drink)
4. India is overpopulated anyway...
5. Wrong side driving is good for my health, and keeps me and others alert.
6. Cops are busy checking documents, so...
7. I am paying taxes, so I own the road (related to 1)
