A continuation of Part 1. From the book by PV Subramaniam (Dictionary of English- The Udder Side)
Marathon- A technique used to evade creditors
Metro- An underground movement operating with official connivance.
Middle Ages- That period of your life when battling your girth is an enormous waist.
Middle East- now rechristened as 'Meddle East' by the US Foreign Affairs Department.
Mind-reading- A mystical quality expected of husbands.
Mirror- an object that rarely makes one reflect.
Monogamy- having one wife too many.
Morgue- a place where you could freeze to death.
Mud Pack- a treatment that greatly improves some women's appearance, provided it's left ON.
Nepotism- The Theory of Relativity employed in an organization.
Marathon- A technique used to evade creditors
Metro- An underground movement operating with official connivance.
Middle Ages- That period of your life when battling your girth is an enormous waist.
Middle East- now rechristened as 'Meddle East' by the US Foreign Affairs Department.
Mind-reading- A mystical quality expected of husbands.
Mirror- an object that rarely makes one reflect.
Monogamy- having one wife too many.
Morgue- a place where you could freeze to death.
Mud Pack- a treatment that greatly improves some women's appearance, provided it's left ON.
Nepotism- The Theory of Relativity employed in an organization.
