I Want to Start a War

 Anything Mickey or Donald can do, I can do better. Just superior IQ.

The benefits are immense, as long as I am not fighting personally.

Publicity- the media is dying for a war to start, so their dull lives interviewing local politicians can brighten up.

The ammunitions producers are happy that their Christmas Sale has started.

The army, navy and air force guys are happy they have something to do.

The public instantly forgets all the economic and social problems.

Epstein Files, anyone?

I Want to Start an Airline

 Why would I want to do that?

Firstly, I can fly First class/Business Class whenever I want to.

I can hire the crew.. if Mallya could, so can I.

I can increase the space between rows of seats by 2 inches, for competitive advantage.

I can serve Irani chai, onion samosas and biryani- I would decide the menu. And Haleem in season.

I can give some free tickets to my friends, and we can all go to Goa.

Problem is, I may have to rob a bank first. Can I use AI to do it? No idea.