CEOs and Me- The Difference

 I could have been a CEO of a corporation, if I had really worked on it. Is that a regret?

No, you got me wrong. I am just stating a fact that could have been.

But seriously, I have all the perks-well, most and then some, even though I ain't one. For instance, I eat well, and healthy, which is what CEOs my age do, presumably. I play Golf, which any CEO worth his salt would do by this time in his organizational life cycle.

I have a driver who drives me around.

I also have a great circle of friends, who want to meet. Not sure if CEOs have any real friends. I am discounting sycophants, obviously. 

I also have people who want to listen to me at times- well, that's called a faculty meeting now, rather than a class. Do they really want to listen? Ok, your guess is as good as mine..

Ambitions

Many of us have ambitions. In the seventies, many had ambitions of owning a scooter or a phone at home. But this is a slightly different look at the different ambitions of different people/things-

1. A coloured shirt's ambition could be to replace 'that white shirt' in all the detergent ads.
2. A father-in-law's ambition may be to be as talked-about as the infernal mother-in-law.
3. A CEO's ambition could be to be a Don Juan-some have attempted this too, with unexpected results.
4. Dracula's ambition could be to enjoy a colourless solid food item.
5. April may want to experience how it is to be 'cool' as December.
6. A gold necklace may want to try 'necking' an ordinary gal next door, rather than 'stiff-necked' royalty.
7. A saucer (or a broom) may wish to fly, even if a witch is needed to make THAT happen.
8. An Australian may wish to be a New Zealander for a day, just to see whether the jokes about their IQ are really true.
9. An ass may want to perform so well that it gets known as a 'kickass' performer.
10. Readers may want to burn this post, but that ambition will remain just that-an ambition.