These gems are from Dictionary of English-The Udder Side by PV Subramaniam. There are lots more, and of the racier kind also, where these came from. To the family audiences, these should be good enough.
Python- a snake having a crush on its victims.
Rat Race- sporting event witnessed when the cat is out of the bag.
RIP- Do-not-disturb sign used in grave situations.
Peace- What the US wanted Saddam to rest in.
Paunch- no dearth of girth
Perfume- an expensive alternative to bathing.
Pharaoh- Daddy who became Mummy.
Pall-bearer- A guy who lets you down at the last minute.
Python- a snake having a crush on its victims.
Rat Race- sporting event witnessed when the cat is out of the bag.
RIP- Do-not-disturb sign used in grave situations.
Peace- What the US wanted Saddam to rest in.
Paunch- no dearth of girth
Perfume- an expensive alternative to bathing.
Pharaoh- Daddy who became Mummy.
Pall-bearer- A guy who lets you down at the last minute.
