Maintenance Schedule for Humans

 Apart from the weekly off, there's no maintenance schedule for humans. If machines can have ones, shouldn't humans?

I suggest the following- 

A foot massage every 2 weeks, and additional doses when required.

A head massage every 10 days.

A swim in the pool, every 5-6 days. 

A beach visit, every 3 months- quarterly.

A mountain visit, every 6 months, when it's not crowded- or else, it'll feel like Silk Board Junction!

A game with a kid of 4-6 years. Once in a while

A game of Golf/Badminton or whatever, every Sunday or two Sundays.

A cruise, every year.

Start with 60% of these immediately. Change dosage as required.

Machine- Review of the Hindi Film

Abbas-Mustan have made a comedy. It's just that they don't realize it yet. When the critics start comparing this to cult comedies like Gunda, they will.

Just watch the last ten minutes of this film (preferably free) to get what I am saying. No rhyme, reason, and brains. Lady meets her murderer who threw her off  a cliff, and instead of shooting him, listens to him spewing crap about 'love' for 6 minutes, accompanies him to another cliff, listens to him for four more minutes before he throws himself off, tired of waiting for her to do it. DON'T miss the ending, even if you miss everything else.

A mish-mash of Baazigar, Race and a few more films (wih inferior actors), and songs from yet other films, all badly mixed-up, makes up the rest of the story. Johny Lever is the only genuine piece of intended comedy. Actors are like zombies- sorry, machines. The cars used in the races have more emotion in them. They should all go to acting school.

Very funny, if you don't miss the end. Otherwise, somewhat..