Anything Mickey or Donald can do, I can do better. Just superior IQ.
The benefits are immense, as long as I am not fighting personally.
Publicity- the media is dying for a war to start, so their dull lives interviewing local politicians can brighten up.
The ammunitions producers are happy that their Christmas Sale has started.
The army, navy and air force guys are happy they have something to do.
The public instantly forgets all the economic and social problems.
Epstein Files, anyone?
