My top five cures for the global slowdown.
1. Lock up all economists. Who will then tell you whether there is a slow-down or a fast-up?
2. Ban news on the GDP, economy, exports, budgets etc. from all neswpapers, TV and online media. If individuals (like birds) twitter about anything else, let them.
3. IPL matches should be on 365 days a year. In any case, they are on for two months. What's another ten? This can provide global employment to out-of-work cricketers, and the unemployed audience can spend time watching the matches. Talk about killing many birds with one stone. PETA, please excuse the metaphor.
4. Extend the concept of IPL to other games, for backward nations that don't know how to waste time!
5. Make David Dhawan and Sajid Khan films compulsory viewing in India. This will tremendously boost the GHP or Gross Happiness Index (which, unlike the GDP, will be measured). This will be due to people laughing at intended and unintended jokes.
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Atta Peta kyon? Just make sure Atta is Peta so we can get our rotis - mixing multi language metaphors and what not if I may.
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