Shudh Desi TV Serial ka Script

A lady appears wearing a Kanjeevaram silk saree straight out of bed in the morning. She looks at the visitor who rang the bell. Ma-in-law, sister-in-law, are listening in. It is not considered to be rude to listen in to private conversations.

The lady-in-Kanjeevaram (LIK here onwards) looks at the visitor and gasps, (translated into English) "...you, I thought you were dead."

The visitor looks at the LIK and freezes,  " ..You mean.."

LIK:  "Yes, I got married again. Why have you come here now?"

SIL and MIL (out of sight) begin to smirk with an expression that says, "I knew it. This holier-than-thou bahu had a secret..wait until my son/brother gets back.."

The frozen guy unfreezes, and gives a sacrificial lamb's expression, and says, "I will never want you unhappy", and then freezes his expression again, and walks out.

The LIK turns around, only to find the smirking in-laws coming out of their positions behind the respective walls. (it is very important to have sets with walls, crevices and corners in a desi serial). They all look at one another, about four times....

Episode ends tantalisingly, and you wait for the next one eagerly..

4 comments:

Anil Kshatriya said...

Ha ha ha. Good one Sir :)

Harimohan said...

A tear or two streaking down those well made up cheeks, a pained expression carrying the pain of all the centuries and a huge dollop of victimhood will have us all craving for more...after all its shudh desi. Jai ho.

Diamond Head said...

Askance is a style that comes to mind. The said ILs always seem to speak to the speakee at an angle that is unnatural for any sane human to take. I have observed this behavior from the days of Dhritarashtra, Kunti et al..

Rajendra said...

I am happy to note that you have done serious research on this genre, an important one to half of India's population. Ekta ki jai!

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