Not So Secret Service


A joke that I had not heard about 9-11 times.

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

I also had a chance to taste the single malt whiskey that India is famous for-yes, it's called Amrut, and it's made in Bangalore. But it is hard to find, apparently. So I am glad I got that item on the bucket list out of the way. It tastes pretty good, incidentally. I would put it in the top ten, after Ardbeg, Laphroaig and Lagavulin- the Islay malts with a peaty, smoky flavour.

2 comments:

Diamond Head said...

haha - they probably also have a duplicate president in case ours goes missing - for the right fee they can make him or her available

Rajendra said...

entirely possible..they could become bigger than McKinsey in the consulting business if they offered Presidents on hire.

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