A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said,
"Wedding Cake?"
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said,
"Wedding Cake?"
4 comments:
Hahaha!! Good one. That, I feel, is true from the perspectives of both the genders.
do diabetics have happy marriages?
Of course, Meghna. What's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander.
Diamond Head, I think the answer is well-known. Nobody has a happy marriage (in the long run). That's why the honeymoon is known as the honeymoon.
so 'happy marriage' gets added to the list of oxymorons along side 'good daycare' and 'rational dictator'
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