Yelliah- he yells.
Delilah- works in a Deli.
Malliah- works at the mall.
Telliah- works at a bank.
Gorbachev- Does the Gorba (Gujjus beware- there's also a che in his name).
Bharat- gives Mr. Manoj Kumar a complex.
Mark- he is always one up on you.
David Lean- programmed not to put on weight.
Javagal Srinath- his bowling got your jaw if you weren't careful.
Sivagami- India's answer to Origami.
Rasputin-sounds like a competitor to Frooti.