Yes, but for selecting directors of IIMs, according to a news item. Strange, maybe. Out of the box, certainly. So I thought I will lay out some more of these out of the box selection procedures for various positions.
Air hostesses-ability to wriggle in and out of the tight dresses..the fastest gets selected. Breeds punctuality.
Pilots- ability to stop breathing for a few hours- to clear the breathalyser test, of course.
Students- ability to copy and paste from different online sources without citing references.
Facebook employees- those who can modify their face from bookish to presentable, proved through a pouting selfie
Google employees- ability to bowl a googly..or a doosra.
Film extras for group dances- wriggle various body parts separately or together on demand.
Heroes- A criminal record or a case filed at the minimum.
Heroines- at least one honourable scandal.
Air hostesses-ability to wriggle in and out of the tight dresses..the fastest gets selected. Breeds punctuality.
Pilots- ability to stop breathing for a few hours- to clear the breathalyser test, of course.
Students- ability to copy and paste from different online sources without citing references.
Facebook employees- those who can modify their face from bookish to presentable, proved through a pouting selfie
Google employees- ability to bowl a googly..or a doosra.
Film extras for group dances- wriggle various body parts separately or together on demand.
Heroes- A criminal record or a case filed at the minimum.
Heroines- at least one honourable scandal.
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