Puns for Fun
They are self-explanatory...have fun.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's
just kiln time.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A woman needs a lover just to break the monogamy.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.