Trump Presidency- A Look Ahead
Peeping into the future, around 2017, this is what I predict for the US of A and consequently, all of us-
- The game of Bridge- No Trump bids will no longer be allowed.
- Immigration- You are either in before November 2016, or out!
- Muslims- You are out, no matter when you were in.
- Mexicans- Go fruit-picking in Mexico, no more cherry-picking in the US.
- Wig-makers- will get an incentive to make strange-looking wigs. The new normal!
- Speech-writers will get free access to all speeches ever made worldwide, no charges of plagiarism will be entertained against them. "I have a dream, too.."
- The Apprentice (hope that's the show he starred in) will be compulsory screening on all TV channels at primetime.
- Trump Tower will have to be the biggest one in any town he builds one in, and others will be cut to size if they are taller.
- Taj Mahal will have to be rebuilt to look like like The Taj Mahal Casino built by him.
- The statue of Liberty will be replaced with the Trump statue-that'll teach the French!