Definitions

You may want to redefine or reinvent yourself at the urging of a personal coach, or boss at work. But if you want to redefine days, here are some possibilities-

Valentine's Day- When you are acutely made aware of the lack of a Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Rakshabandhan- Likewise (see above)

Republic Day- When planes fly, but not over the airport

Teachers' Day- When you remember those who gave you an A

Student's Day- When you get an A

Labour Day- When you curse the management for not paying you more

Management Day- When you vent about the labour slacking off

Facebooker's Day- When you get more likes than expected

Blogger's Day- When people read your blog, and even comment on it

Neighbour's Day- When your neighbour smiles back at you