In response, some states have apparently redignated their highways as low-ways- no, not exactly that, but something on those lines.
It would be interesting to see if the court wins this battle of wits, but some possibilities come to mind.
The bars can be converted into dance bars, as they are not banned yet. Some exercise would be good for the pot-bellied drivers who can also take care of their adrenalin rush during the drive, and go out to drive calmly after a zoomba session.
You can play Hide and Seek along the Hi ways, maybe with a treasure-hunt style game, and hi-ly prized prized.
Hi-tea zones can also be substituted for the erstwhile bars, re-creating the oh-so-English tradition in our low-brow hinterland, ths getting back at our colonisers. What say?
My way or the highway, did you say? That's so old-fasioned, dude.