I don't understand what the fuss is about, in Europe, in the U.S. and elsewhere. You have an easy solution and also have the core competence to implement it. It will solve at one shot all the economic problems (and a few more). The solution is - BUILD MORE MALLS. Building railway lines for economic recovery is passe.
The social and economic benefits of building malls are many.
1. People remain in an airconditioned environment when inside a mall, and therefore, are cool.
2. Malls reduce people's intelligence levels, and hence their questioning ability. So it's good politically!
3. They are lulled into a sense of well-being while inside.
4. If they actually shop, it directly increases the country's GDP, creating jobs for people who have to man/woman the counters.
5. It boosts the (mall) construction industry, even if nothing else happens.
Merkel, Obama, and co., I hope you are listening!
The social and economic benefits of building malls are many.
1. People remain in an airconditioned environment when inside a mall, and therefore, are cool.
2. Malls reduce people's intelligence levels, and hence their questioning ability. So it's good politically!
3. They are lulled into a sense of well-being while inside.
4. If they actually shop, it directly increases the country's GDP, creating jobs for people who have to man/woman the counters.
5. It boosts the (mall) construction industry, even if nothing else happens.
Merkel, Obama, and co., I hope you are listening!
2 comments:
what a solution sirji!
Dha'mall' as the terminator would say
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