Some Thoughts on Appearances

Note: The 'I' is metaphorical.

I wanted to appear thoughtful. So I thought!

I wanted to appear beautiful. So I made up (as in make up).

I wanted to appear wise. So I read up.

I wanted to appear humourous, So I cracked some jokes.

I wanted to appear fair. So I heard both sides.

I wanted to appear spiritual. So I took to spirits in the right spirit.

Hope you are spiritual, and take this in the right spirit.

Comments

Diamond Head said…
Clink- for your Ice only
June 20, 2014 at 6:08 AM
Elizabeth said…
you should add " I watch football world cup, to take part in football discussions"
June 21, 2014 at 11:42 AM
Rajendra said…
Yeah, that would be apt, Elizabeth, in keeping with keeping up appearances. DH- Clink!
June 22, 2014 at 9:43 PM
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