Not necessarily. There's another D word that can do the parting, by playing its part in the parting.
This is a tongue-in-cheek look- cheeky, if you prefer- at some high profile splits.
Melinda- Bill, you didn't pay the bills on time...again!
Bill- My WORD, you do get on my nerves at times.. I never claimed that I EXCEL-led at mundane stuff like this. I am a programmer by training, not a bill-payer.
Melinda- I suggest you go jump out of that WINDOW there. I don't need you if you can't make yourself useful around the house.
Bill- Ok, fine, I was anyway sick of being tied in..I want to be an EXPLORER again.. see ya!
Jeff Bezos to MacKenzie (before the split)- You are an Amazon.. I mean, amazing!
MacKenzie- I object to that slip of the tongue. You meant I have put on weight, didn't you?
Jeff- No, darling, how could I?
MacKenzie- Ok, how about I lighten your wallet just a little bit? Won't that be amazing? You'll hear from my lawyer soon... express delivery!
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