The witticisms continue, for want of any original ideas. Must be because of watching Agent Vinod. Anyway, here goes-
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.- Yogi Berra
If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you are a tax evader.- Tom Foley
An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it.- Alan Reed
A gentleman never insults someone unintentionally.- Oscar Wilde
Modesty is the hope that other people will discover by themselves how wonderful we really are.- Aldo Cammarota
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.- Henry Thoreau
A true friend always stabs you in the front.- Oscar Wilde
Self-respect is the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.- H.L. Mencken
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